Uhhh...I gotta get my brain to working.

I know the first one is from The Witness I think. About the girl who lies a lot.

Second one is from My Friend, My Enemy.

Third one is from season 14. I'll have to go through them but I know someone aggravated Candy and he stepped on them because he had like ...

I couldn't get Photobucket to cooperate so I'll just link it.

I made this a few (omg it was 4) years ago. It's 6 quotes of Candy being his sarcastic little self.

http://theladyfiend.tumblr.com/post/611 ... -does-best

I don't know if this will work as a Candy quote but...

Ben: I'm not in the habit of giving lectures, and if I do it's because they're needed. Might've been a good idea if your father had given you a few.

Candy: Oh, he did.

Ben: Obviously they didn't have much effect.

Candy: Oh yes they did; I ...

Does anything he's ever said count?

I do that ALL the time. Years ago I saw an old movie on TV, God's Little Acre. A very young Michael Landon (pre Bonanza) had a small role in it.

My first thought was, " I didn't know Little Joe was in this movie!"

I do that with many actors. Recently I've been watching episodes of Thriller from ...

Every time either my mother and I (My Grandmother did the exact same thing) see Bing Russell in any other Western, you automatically call him Clem no matter what his name is in the show? As a joke, if he did something wrong, one of us would say: "Clem! How could you?" Surely it's a joke, but that ...

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Queen High and the one where we sew his ex wife. The actress who played Ann was so lucky. Was "married" to Candy AND Jarrod Barkley. You go girl.

My mom and Grandma and I will be watching TBV and whenever someone needs rescuing one of us will always say "Take Jarrod to be the TKO distraction." And whenever Bing Russell appears on TBV and is doing something wrong one of us will say "Stop it, Clem!" Or something to that effect. We talk to the ...

I wasn't 100% sure where to put this but seeing as it's about Clem, it probably belonged here, but, to anyone who has watched any episode involving Clem as the center of the plot and just about 95% of The Big Valley episodes that Clem and Jarrod both get knocked out more than any other characters in ...