Jan and I need your help! We're getting together lists of quotes from each Cartwright, Candy, and all the supporting characters to have as a reference here on Boomers.
So if you have any CANDY quotes...post them here! Please include the episode titles along with the quotes.
As people contribute quotes, I'll edit them into this first post so we can have all the quotes in one place.
Thanks a million!
"Your tied-up friend here looks like he could give a bobcat the first bite and come home with a fur coat." (Sense of Duty)So if you have any CANDY quotes...post them here! Please include the episode titles along with the quotes.
As people contribute quotes, I'll edit them into this first post so we can have all the quotes in one place.
Thanks a million!
When someone teases him about being named Candy: "My name. After a while it won't sound any funnier than, uh, Steve. Or Hoss." (Sense of Duty)
"I once knew an army doctor. He told me people never get hysterical alone. They have to have an audience. The best cure is to slap their face. And the next best thing is to tell 'em something that'll shock 'em." (False Witness)
"You know something? You worry too much." (False Witness)
"I haven't seen a good fight in weeks!" (A Girl Named George)
"Just thought I'd throw it into the general pot of interesting information." (A Girl Named George)
"One thing about this hotel---the guests are in no shape to pick a room when they check in!" (Trouble Town)
To Joe: "Chicken Little? The sky is fallin'! Oh, the sky is fallin' on my head! Oh, mercy---ha! ha!---oh, you stay right here...I'm gonna go tell the king!" (Pride of a Man)
"Joe, I hope you're not too tired to read me a story before you go to sleep." (Pride of a Man)
"Well she proposed! I didn't!" (Little Girl Lost)
"He was exercising his lungs. That's why babies cry, y'know... to exercise their lungs." (The Survivors)
"Aw, are you gonna quit with all that money in your pocket?" (Queen High)
To Joe: "Congratulations, partner. You just won yourself half of forty percent of a...war." (Queen High)
"I think we'd better go back to that poker game." (Queen High)
"We gotta win ourselves a hardware store." (Queen High)
"Thanks a lot, contentious citizen." (My Friend, My Enemy)
"I didn't believe rattlesnakes could fly." (The Witness)
"When I have a debt, I pay it." (The Stalker)
"Isn't that just like a woman every time? The pretty over the practical. This is dinner---eat! You can't eat flowers." (The Stalker)
"Walk in sunshine...always." (The Stalker)
"Well my new watch says the courthouse is closed. Let's go get some more of that seasick beer." (The Big Jackpot)
"You know, when I was little, I didn't believe in you." (Caution, Easter Bunny Crossing)
