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Ben POD July 25-31 : we call it surrealism;

Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:13 am
by mumu74
:shrug This week our dear Ben will have strange conversation... Do you will believe it ???? :shrug

Ben is in town for business, he meets mister Gepetto, a very important italian woodworker... After the conversation, Ben have a drink with him....

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:ben please mister Gepetto, may we have another conversation, far from the business.... I wonder, why you look so sad...
Mister Gepetto : Not sad, but confused.... I've some problems with my son...
:ben your son ???? I didn't know about him...
Mister Gepetto : oh yes, it happened 4 years ago, I have had a flirt with a Blue Fairy... It was after the victory of the Squaddra Azzura in World cup.. I was so happy, and we have celebrated it together and Pinocchio was born...
:ben oh I see; and what's the matter with little boy called Pinocchio ???
Mister Gepetto : I don't know what to do... He can't help telling lies... It's incredible;...
:ben oh, have you ever punished him ???
Mister Gepetto ; oh yes I have... But it's not simple...
:ben not simple ??? why ????
Mister Gepetto : it's dangerous...
:ben dangerous, how ???
Mister Gepetto : last week I have had a splinter in my hand after having given him a swat on his bottom.... It was very paintful; I have had a sore hand for two days.... I don't know what to do... I can't sand him to punish him...
:ben : maybe you could talk to him about Woodie Woodpecker, he would do a good job with your son.... Maybe Pinocchio will learn a good lesson.....