ansinico wrote:
Monday
I'm meeting Joe in town today says he wants me to help him with his Christmas shopping, and then have lunch, I'm kinda excited.
Hi Joe. Wow, are they for me, that's very sweet but I thought you wanted to go Christmas shopping, I don't really wanna be carrying flowers around with me...
Well, ya see it's kinda like this, I want to go shopping and for you to help me, but...but first I wanna ask you to do me a sorta favour.
How much?
Ansi, do you really think I would ask a young lady for money?
I am not a young lady, and I kinda think you would.
Well you are wrong, I would like you to sorta speak to my elder brother for me. Sorta sweet talk him. I reckon you are good at that, would ya?
You want me to flirt with your brother Adam, to get him to loan you money for Christmas shopping. Is that it?
Heck no, I don't want you to flirt with him, just be, well I am sure you know what to do.
an I don't want to loan the money YOU want to loan the money. Adam'll be helping a lady in distress, so to speak.
Oh, I see, I have to throw myself on the mercy of Adam. Plead poverty, and hope that he will become the 'Knight Errant'. Loan me a certain amount of money which I then give to you, is that it?"
I knew you'd understand. Not a thing to it.
How much?
$200 should do it. Here have the flowers anyway...what about lunch at the International?
i thought you got no money?
i never said that, I said I got no money for shopping. A fella's gotta eat hasn't he?
Bejules Cap
Hi Joe. Wow, are they for me, that's very sweet but I thought you wanted to go Christmas shopping, I don't really wanna be carrying flowers around with me...
Well, ya see it's kinda like this, I want to go shopping and for you to help me, but...but first I wanna ask you to do me a sorta favour.
How much?
Ansi, do you really think I would ask a young lady for money?
I am not a young lady, and I kinda think you would.
Well you are wrong, I would like you to sorta speak to my elder brother for me. Sorta sweet talk him. I reckon you are good at that, would ya?
You want me to flirt with your brother Adam, to get him to loan you money for Christmas shopping. Is that it?
Heck no, I don't want you to flirt with him, just be, well I am sure you know what to do.
an I don't want to loan the money YOU want to loan the money. Adam'll be helping a lady in distress, so to speak.Oh, I see, I have to throw myself on the mercy of Adam. Plead poverty, and hope that he will become the 'Knight Errant'. Loan me a certain amount of money which I then give to you, is that it?"
I knew you'd understand. Not a thing to it.
How much?
$200 should do it. Here have the flowers anyway...what about lunch at the International?
i thought you got no money?
i never said that, I said I got no money for shopping. A fella's gotta eat hasn't he?
Bejules Cap
